2024-10-11

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Війна несе пекельний ризик.
Під час неї — злам шаблонів.

День.
Тиша.
Сонце світить.
Співають пташки.
Як єбане балістика десь поряд!
Дружина, діти вискочили у коридор.
— Тату, ох і єбануло!!!
І не вилаєш...


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Брехня завжди — відверта.

Стоїть таке собі "мурло" і мовить:
— ...ми змушені були ухвалити непросте рішення.

По-перше: хто це "ми"??
По-друге: розпоряджатися чужим життям легко.
А поставте "туди", на "те місце" свою доньку.
Оце й буде непросте рішення.


Noted

2024-10-11 18:29
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Не зміг повз пройти, бо цікавість за рукав смикнула! 👻
Витончений суто англійський гумор від Greg Ross -
https://www.futilitycloset.com/category/humor


February 5, 2024 | Humor · Poems · Science & Math

Noted

Letter to the Times, June 26, 2000:

Sir, Travelling near Washington DC about 24 years ago, I saw a large billboard by the roadside. Beautifully painted in letters a foot high, was the legend: ‘DISREGARD THIS SIGN’.

Really and truly,

Ernest Spacey
Bradford, West Yorkshire

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Це, мабуть, з серії "Наука - така наука" 👻
Витончений суто англійський гумор від Greg Ross -
https://www.futilitycloset.com/category/humor


Never Mind

https://openclipart.org/detail/216179/messy-desk

In a 1961 contribution to Analog, Maurice Price explained that, while a new engineer might arrive to a clean desk, a “cycle of confusion” quickly begins as papers pile up so deeply that the engineer can do little more than fish old technical journals from the pile and read them (this is known as “keeping up with the state of the art”). Eventually the engineer resolves to clean the desk, but that only returns the system to the start of the cycle. The key equation is

C = K1 exp (K2t).

“In this equation K1 is the constant of confusion and K2 is the coefficient of chaos. These may vary from desk to desk and from engineer to engineer, but the general form of the curve is not altered. Note that the amount of work to be done does not affect the curve at all. This is because the amount of work expands to overflow the available desk area.”

The only way to break the cycle is to promote the engineer, but that only restarts the cycle at a new desk. And productivity and concentration actually increase with clutter. So the best solution is for the engineer to “bring his desk to the state of stagnation as soon as possible. From then on, the desk should be ignored completely. All work must be carried out by telephone.”

(Maurice Price, “An Introduction to the Calculus of Desk-Clearing,” Analog Science Fact & Fiction, British edition, 1961, 68-72.)


 
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Витончений суто англійський гумор від Greg Ross -
https://www.futilitycloset.com/category/humor

parrot


Fowl Grace

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Michele_Pace_del_Campidoglio_(1610-probably_1670)_-_Still_Life_of_Fruit_with_a_Parrot_in_a_Garden_-_773435_-_National_Trust.jpg


Dr. Goldsmith tells a story of King Henry the Seventh’s Parrot, which fell out of the window of a room in the palace at Westminster, into the Thames, and at once called aloud, as it had heard people do, ‘A boat! twenty pounds for a boat!’ A waterman passing, took it up, and saved the poor bird’s life; and, on a question arising as to the amount to be paid to the man as a reward for restoring the Parrot, it was appealed to, when it instantly screamed out, ‘Give the knave a groat!’

Zoological Sketches: Consisting of Descriptions of One Hundred and Twenty Animals, 1844

 

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